The world can't end!

Saw this on the internet and just had to share it.  Very funny! 

So the world is supposed to be ending today huh? That's bad. I never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi? And If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? What is Victoria's secret? Why did the chicken cross the road? Which came first the chicken or the egg? Who answers when you dial 867-5309, or just why people are so paranoid and naive!? You see, the world just 

has to keep going. I have too many questions.

LOL! 

Have a great weekend!!

HM

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